![]() Under the yoke of crushing poverty, systematic oppression and runaway monopolies, you stand as Night City's final bastion of defense agaisnt a shady underworld of business executives, mercenaries, ANCAPS note when your private ambulance comes armed because you paid extra, and every single kind of ethnicity in existence. Together, you navigate the dark streets, glitzing high rises and mangled faces of this beautiful metropolis, seeking riches and glory as proud members of Hamas. Now a team, the true and shadow Keanu strive to eke out a living in the dangerous yet rewarding Night City, offering the best in Californian living (showing pictures of homeless conditions). In this game you play as the Cyber Punk, Keanu Reeves' biggest fan who creates a Tulpa of Keanu Reeves that haunts him for the duration of the game. This video has flashing lights.Ĭyberpunk 2077 is the long awaited sequel to Fallout 2076 and as a product represents the entire economic output of the country of Poland. Torres: Fuck, I missed! Kill that mute son of a bitch right now! Make their screen shake a lot! I will flood the back of this submarine to give the gun the elevation it needs! One million lives! You should have just let me kept my anime, you fucking skunk! ![]() Torres: We live in a society! If I can't watch Marine-chan on, then no one else will! ![]() North: Torres, you have to hand that shit over. Torres: No no no no no no, the other thing. We surrender, please don't fucking kill us.ĭavid North: Okay, but you'll have to, like, hand over all your anime and the nuke. You go in for one last attack on the ballast ta- oh hoh hoh hoh! Then he deploys forcefields, like, how did he get that? But just before you are able to destroy the ship fully, Torres sends a message. Everyone's acting gangster until the water starts speaking Latin. Max0r: Then he fires his main guns at you, an aircraft. Torres: I will not allow our perserverance to be desecrated! Then you shoot at the submarine because, like, what else would you do, not shoot at it? Also, um, as funny as my pirate voice is, uh, the real voice actor for Torres is even better than that. Max0r: So you set out to protect the planes that are dropping buoys to locate the submarine and how many fucking planes can fit inside of a submarine? You eventually find the damn thing and everyone shoots at it to make it surface.
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